I still struggle almost daily, but I am determined to stick with it. I am currently freaking out about my weigh gain, but I will get it under control! Starting Monday, I am going to being the Couch to 5K routine, because I've always wanted to learn to run! I think running a 5K would be awesome, so that's my new, new goal! :)
Really, what excuse do I have NOT to start?
The girl's have been obsessed with sock puppets lately, and this morning before school decided to make some! Actually, the are running around right now on their feet... silly kids!!
I <3 putting notes in the girls lunch boxes. Since Ashley has an egg allergy, I pack their lunch everyday, and we find that it's cheaper (our school lunch is $2.00 per day!!) Jenna, gets embarrassed when the notes fall out, and said she didn't want notes this year. So, I came up with a crafty way to leave one, without them getting embarrassed (when did they get old enough to be embarrassed by a note from mom :( )
Jenna thought it was pretty cool, and wanted to know if I could start leaving jokes for her on her bags! Yeahhhhhh!!! Of course, I knew pinterest would come through for me! I can't wait to use these!! :)
1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.
2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
- A pork chop!
3. Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use honeycombs.
4. Why was the man running around his bed?
-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
5. What does a robot frog say?
-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)
6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9!
7. What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
-A penguin rolling down a hill!
8. Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don't work!
9. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
10. How did the barber win the race?
-He knew a short cut.
Knock Knock Jokes
11. Knock, knock.
Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
12. Knock, knock.
13. Knock, knock.
14. Knock, knock.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
15. Knock, knock.
-Owls say who?
16. Knock, knock.
17. Knock, knock.
Little old lady.
-Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
18. What is brown and sticky?